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junoir
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« on: July 11, 2008, 09:32:06 AM »

A new Shopping Mall opens in L.A,

Due to the high rise of divorce rates and incompability, they found opening this mall highly necessary,

A store that sells husbands has just opened in L.A, where a woman may go in to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE.  Grin

There are six floors and the attributes of the man increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to the exit building! So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband...
On the first floor, the sign on the floor reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and are religious.

the second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, religious, and love kids.

the third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow", she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

floor 4 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the house work.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "i can hardly stand it!"
still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have job, religious, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help wiv the house work, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


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« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2008, 07:18:52 PM »

Verrrrry Funnnny!!!  I even smiled and I'm female!  I take this little 'joke' was written by a man... a divorced man, lol  Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: June 04, 2009, 09:50:38 PM »

Verrrrry Funnnny!!!  I even smiled and I'm female!  I take this little 'joke' was written by a man... a divorced man, lol  Cheesy
Really? Thanks for telling it to us. Hoping that you will not stop doing this  kind of post.



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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2009, 02:29:25 PM »

Where can I find that new shopping mall? Is it really contains the things that we are needed? I am hoping so...



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