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junoir

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New Shopping Mall
« on: July 12, 2008, 12:32:06 am »

A new Shopping Mall opens in L.A,

Due to the high rise of divorce rates and incompability, they found opening this mall highly necessary,

A store that sells husbands has just opened in L.A, where a woman may go in to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE.  ;D

There are six floors and the attributes of the man increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch...you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to the exit building! So, a woman goes to the husband store to find a husband...
On the first floor, the sign on the floor reads:


Floor 1 - These men have jobs and are religious.

the second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs, religious, and love kids.

the third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow", she thinks but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

floor 4 - These men have jobs, religious, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the house work.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "i can hardly stand it!"
still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have job, religious, love kids, are drop dead good looking, help wiv the house work, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.


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deblest4

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Re: New Shopping Mall
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2008, 10:18:52 am »

Verrrrry Funnnny!!!  I even smiled and I'm female!  I take this little 'joke' was written by a man... a divorced man, lol  :D
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Nicole17

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Re: New Shopping Mall
« Reply #2 on: June 05, 2009, 12:50:38 pm »

Verrrrry Funnnny!!!  I even smiled and I'm female!  I take this little 'joke' was written by a man... a divorced man, lol  :D
Really? Thanks for telling it to us. Hoping that you will not stop doing this  kind of post.



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Emerald10

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Re: New Shopping Mall
« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2009, 05:29:25 am »

Where can I find that new shopping mall? Is it really contains the things that we are needed? I am hoping so...



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