Today around 8pm, I was starving and walking by Bitteburger. I told myself i would not go because i went the previous night for dinner. But man, was i glad i went !
I meet a beautiful girl outside. 5 minutes later, i see my good friend jason show up. And sure enough when i walk into the place, i see my good friends who invite me over for free food and drinks.
But just when I was starting to say to myself, "Man, Hefei just F---ings Rocks Baby! U aint got shit on this city New York!" it got better!
Now, I know what you readers of Hefei Expat are saying to yourself right now, "There is no way in God's name the story can get better. How so?" Well, you just listen to Uncle Mikey explain.
There was two Chinese businessmen that were super inebriated. I mean passed out for the count. But once that Chinese girl with the dreads and the 1983 pink neon lipstick started singing away on the mic....well, she must be a harpy! Because her sweet melodious voice just woke both men up in their drunken stupor. Her voice just hypnotized BOTH OF THEM. Yes, i am not joking she is a harpy. You don't believe me? Well, then can you explain why both men refused to walk two meters around the banister instead of climbing over it to get to her faster??? She was a full fledged harpy. One guy, just fell off the banister and slammed his knee off the ground. While the other smacked his groin off the banister. Watching this, I just dropped my chicken quesadilla to the floor. I was in complete shock and awe! This was more adrenaline pumping then afghanistan! But even the utter pain these gentlemen were in could not stop them! They were focused! And the one guy just leaped on to stage as if he was superman, i could not tell if he touched her or not, but he did extend his arms.
And that is when the shit hit the fan! She just jumped off stage and ran out side! And then her electronic keyboard guy(he makes cool miami vice sounds!), and the guy that learned how to play guitar off xbox followed suit and ran out side also.
But just when u thought it was impossible to have any more excitement, there is like a mini bear hug wrestling match between the two and dennis(manager).
Give it about 2 years max, Hefei will be in the 5 most exciting cities in the world.
