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Author Topic: Older and Smarter  (Read 13547 times)

Joanclle

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Older and Smarter
« on: April 02, 2011, 05:57:51 am »

George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.

George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?" He said "No." Then they said "All patrols were busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available."

George said, "Okay" He hung up the phone and counted to 30.
Then he phoned the police again. "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot them." and hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence and caught the burglars r ed-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you shot them!"

George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
« Last Edit: April 03, 2011, 02:32:10 am by Aussie Mike »
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rgeczi

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Re: Older and Smarter
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 11:13:58 pm »

The joke is on you, my friend.  Your post most likely will be removed for embedding a link. 

Nice knowin' you.  ;)
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Aussie Mike

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Re: Older and Smarter
« Reply #2 on: April 03, 2011, 02:33:53 am »

I kept the joke but removed the link.  ;D
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rgeczi

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Re: Older and Smarter
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2011, 12:27:26 am »

Mike the Magician.

Love it.  ;D
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Re: Older and Smarter
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2011, 07:42:56 am »

 ??? Why can't you teach an old dog new tricks?

 ;D He already knows them.
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