Phone sex

[Dangermouse]

A man checks into a hotel in Belfast while on a business trip and was a bit lonely. 
He thought of one of those girls you see advertised in phone box when you're calling for a taxi.
He popped into a phone box in Gt Victoria Street near the hotel and found
an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in
the photo. She had all the right curves in all the    right places, beautiful
long wavy hair, long graceful legs...... well, you get the picture! He
copied the phone number and returned to his    hotel.
When back in the room he figures, what the hell, give her a call.
'Hello,' the woman says.
God, she sounded sexy.
'Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like    you to come to my room
and give me one.. No, wait, I should be straight with you.... I'm in town
all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and
I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks.Tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup
and whipped cream, anything you want! Now, how does that sound?'
She says, 'That sounds fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside
line.'.