Hefei Expat - China
Our Site => Jokes and humour => Topic started by: Dangermouse on June 22, 2011, 02:38:44 am
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A Woman's Poem. ::) :-\
Before I lay me down to sleep , I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long.
One who thinks before he speaks.
One who will call not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self employed and when I spend won't get annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
A Man's Poem. 8) ;)
I pray for a deaf mute gymnastic nymphomaniac with big tits, owns a pub on a golf course and loves it up the ass.
This don't even rhyme but I couldn't give a flying f*ck.
;D
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The message is poetically clear