Hefei Expat - China
Our Site => Jokes and humour => Topic started by: Success on May 31, 2010, 08:33:37 am
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Hello Moderator,
I haven't really seen a section meant for jokes on Hefeiexpat or may be it's grouped under entertainment ....Just wondering..
Success.
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Ask and you shall receive... :)
A man is out hunting when he comes upon a pool of water with a delightful naked beauty swimming.
They gaze into each others eyes and he said, "Are you game?"
She replied "Yes"
So he shot her.
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Wow1,, That's a nice shot.....I'm loving it....
Thanks Mike for coming up with that...
I could make one too.....
An American professor made a plan to visit China, before leaving the State, he learned a chinese phrase ' XIE
XIE'(Thanks) from his chinese student.
Then he flew to China, one day he went into a restaurant and ordered for his favourite dish, the waitress served him the
dish : see what happen afterward:
Waitress : Here is your dish, enjoy.
Professor : XIE XIE.
Waitress : "bull sh*t"
Professor : .......!!!????
Why? in fact ,the waitress replied BU XIE( Means :u'r welcome, don't mention it),but when it was said in a fast manner and with kind region accent) , it sounds similar to 'BULL sh*t".