Thank God

A mercenary fighter pilot went to the Middle East to fly jets.
When he was shown the planes, they were wrecks barely able to get off the ground.

In horror has gasped, "And where is the parachute"?

The reply was "We have faith in Allah, when your plane falls, we bail out and pray
"Allah, Allah, Save Me", Allah will reach out and catch us then lower you gently to the ground. You are fighting his cause".

Sure enough, he's in a dog-fight and has his wing shot off, he bails and remembers to call, "Allah, Allah, Save Me" and big black hand catches him and lowers him gently to the ground.

He realises how lucky he was and sighs, "Thank GOD" and big black foot lowers from the sky and crushes him into the sand.