Looking on the bright side of life!

[Dangermouse]

Dave has just had his left arm amputated after an accident at work. he goes to his local for a few drinks with his buddy Rick to drown his sorrows.
after half an hour a man with no arms at all comes into the pub bouncing around like he's on a pogo stick.

Rick says to Dave ''look you miserable twat, that guy there has got no arms at all and he's as happy as a pig in shit, at least you still have an arm''

Rick goes over to this guy

'' my buddy has lost one arm and look at him, miserable bastard. And here you are with no arms at all, but your as happy as a pig in shit''

The guy still bouncing round responds

''Fuck off buddy I've got an itchy ass''   


 

[Aussie Mike]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrus 

[Dangermouse]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrus 

My sister did!!!!