Jokes..

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Hello Moderator,

 I haven't really seen a section meant for jokes on Hefeiexpat or may be it's grouped under entertainment ....Just wondering..

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[Aussie Mike]

Ask and you shall receive...

A man is out hunting when he comes upon a pool of water with a delightful naked beauty swimming.
They gaze into each others eyes and he said, "Are you game?"

She replied "Yes"

So he shot her.

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Wow1,, That's a nice shot.....I'm loving it....
 
Thanks Mike for coming up with that...

I could make one too.....

An American professor made a plan to visit  China, before leaving the State, he learned a chinese phrase ' XIE

 XIE'(Thanks) from his chinese student.

Then he flew to China, one day he went into a restaurant and ordered for his favourite dish, the waitress served him the

 dish : see what happen afterward:

Waitress : Here is your dish, enjoy.

Professor : XIE XIE.

Waitress : "bull sh*t"

Professor : .......!!!?

Why? in fact ,the waitress replied BU XIE( Means :u'r welcome, don't mention it),but when it was said in a fast manner and with kind region accent) , it sounds similar to 'BULL sh*t".