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Dangermouse

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The "F" word
« on: September 10, 2011, 12:41:48 PM »

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There are only thirteen times in history where the "F" word has been considered acceptable for use:

13. What the fuck do you mean we're sinking? - Capt. E.J Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

12. What the fuck was that? - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945

11. Where did all these fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877

10. Any fucking idiot could understand that. - Einstein, 1938

9. It does so fucking look like her! - Picasso, 1926

8. How the fuck did you work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC

7. You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling? - Michelangelo, 1566

6. Scattered fucking showers, my ass! - Noah, 4314 BC

5. I only wanted fucking world domination. - Adolf Hitler 1945

4. Must get that fucking handrail fixed. - Robert Maxwell, 1991

3. Aw c'mon. Who the fuck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1999

2. Geez, I didn't think they'd get this fucking mad. - Saddam Hussein, 2003

1. I have had it with these Motherfuckin' snakes on this Motherfuckin' plane - Samuel L Jackson, 2006


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« Last Edit: September 10, 2011, 12:43:55 PM by Dangermouse »
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Aussie Mike

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Re: The "F" word
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2011, 03:29:29 AM »

Now how the fuck do we get back?
Neil Armstrong - 1969
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« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2020, 12:04:12 PM »

I dont understand the explanation  and the joke? doesnt make any sense unless you heard it whilst 
and only remembered the punch line. I know lots of jokes like that.
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